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Written by: JD
5/6/2008 5:01 PM

Let's start this one off by saying I am by no means a perfect driver... I play with the radio too much, I try to text while I drive, I'm on the phone talking so my focus isn't always necessarily on the road as it should be. But for God's sake those of you who aren't doing these things need to learn to hit the gas a bit! It's the skinnier peddle on your floor board and it injects fuel into your engine so that your car can travel at quicker speeds... why don't you press that with your foot and enjoy the ride!

Coming from Peoria, where they are by far THE WORST drivers in the world, this is not a big deal and more of just an observation that in Ohio Sunday driver's appear to drive everyday of the week and are not relegated to just Sundays. Usually the disease of the slow driver is due to two reasons:

1. They are old like over 65 old and driving over 20 mph makes things go too quick as if their life is ending

2. The driver is a female. Women have so much on their minds that driving is hardly a priority... if it was mandatory that blood fall from your privates once a month you'd be a little pre-occupied too

But here in Ohio it has spread to men, young and old, and that pretty much takes up all the drivers on the road. So I think I speak for all of us who say please at least go the speed limit on the roads. I'm not asking you to break the law but at least drive the speed limit so those of us who are trying to get places in under 30 minutes can make it... oh and don't forget to buckle up very important! And use your blinker you lazy asses it's a quick flick of the wrist and works wonders for us who aren't in the car with you and don't know where you are going ya!

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3 comments so far...

Re: For F**k sakes drive your damn car!

wow!!
you just let i out....no one will care...
lmao


By Amber on   5/7/2008 7:19 AM

Re: For F**k sakes drive your damn car!

oh that should be it not i...lol

By Amber on   5/7/2008 7:19 AM

Re: For F**k sakes drive your damn car!

Correction: Women drivers who once stayed at home taking care of the family, and who are now forced to go out into the work force because of this crappy economy. Those are the drivers you have to watch out for. 7-10am and 4-6pm are the worst time to be out on the road because THEY are out.

I am a woman and I’m pretty sure my little old Malibu could kick your cars ass....maybe because my eyes are always on the road. If you see one passing you, it’s probably me.

As far the turn signal thing, wtf is up with that!?!? If I was a cop I would be a dick and just give tickets out for that. Come guys your wrists should be strong enough to flick the turn signal on. *winks*

By Dorothy on   5/7/2008 9:07 AM

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